my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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