Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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