Banned from zoo.
Again?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
