did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
i now understand why vodka
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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