fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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