Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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