Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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