I'm going to jail i love you
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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