if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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