And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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