just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
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I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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