Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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