A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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