i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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