Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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