i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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