How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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