I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
