dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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