Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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