Yo dont text me then not text me
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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