How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
