what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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