apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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