pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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