i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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