When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
You can make out without kissing
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