So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
he just fucked me for my cheese..
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Randomize
