You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
