Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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