Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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