Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Someone shit on the floor
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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