yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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