We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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