I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
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