just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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