There is no way he is gay with that hair.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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