That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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