Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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