READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
you win again, gameday.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Randomize
