No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
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