I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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