You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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