You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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