She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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