I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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