I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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