How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I want to fling myself into the sun
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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