Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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