i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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